I know you've missed me.
I've been crazy busy trying to secure my position on the food chain. Still at tadpole phase but my jaw dislodges without too much bruising by now and I'll be able to swallow something larger than me in no time flat thus guaranteeing my progeny's evolutionary superiority.
I think I might give off a femme lesbian vibe. I don't mind. I've made all kinds of new friends lately. It makes my life feel fuller. The attention is nice also. I just talk too much and too easily to anyone. It's like I have William's Syndrome. It either puts people off or it endears me to them.
Tata for now...
