Blind Dates and Nervous Cats

I'm in no financial position to be dating. I know.

The last movie I saw in theaters was Doubt.
Yes. 2008. Give me a break.

So I saw Alice in Wonderland last night.
With a blind date...

Holy shit!
This cat was nervous.
So nervous, in fact, that he lost the ability to smell his own breath.
Something about the autonomic nervous system.


Then there was the inappropriate touching.
I had to back away from several unwanted attempts at embrace.

Onlookers got a kick out of it.

This is the only nervous cat whose bad breath I will tolerate from now on.

Look, she wants a hug too.